Score: 5

"What the hell is this???"

submission: Shinukoto!

date: October 3, 2008

Maybe I don't "understand" anime but seriously what the fuck is this? What's it supposed to be? Is it is supposed to comedic and nonsensical or dark and serious? You, along with anyone else who makes anime, can't just pick something and stick with it. It starts out all random with weird expressions, cartoon sound effects, happy music, a solid snake cameo, and let's not forget: the main character has cat ears and pink fucking hair! Then, all of a sudden, we enter a darkened hospital room with sad music in the background and we see some little kid's drawing of the main character. WHAT THE FUCK?! Am I supposed to laugh or cry?

Guess what? I didn't laugh because your slapstick and random humor wasn't well executed. And I didn't cry (or at least feel sorry for the protagonist) because I can't take any of your characters seriously, I mean, everyone has crazy hair colors and crazy expressions! Why can't you use their faces to show emotion... oh yeah that's because anime characters have virtually have no mouth or nose or pretty much any other facial feature! However, the eyes... the eyes are so fucking big that they look like they're in a constant state of surprise! Anyway, what are you trying to accomplish? Think about it.

Score: 5

"Yawn, same old..."

submission: Blueshift

date: August 7, 2008

I can't really designate this. It's just boring!

There are no real bullet patters, the enemies fire too fast, the ships look god awful, there aren't any interesting score systems like chains, there's too much to worry about, the health bar lowers any alertness, and there's a field of play that is bigger than your field of view! Good lord, play some shumps before making one of these! Your other games are fun and compelling, however none of their positive attributes have shown themselves in your take on this classic genre.

Score: 5

"Boring shmup..."

submission: Star Serpent Sigma

date: August 6, 2008

I think I'd rather go to the arcade than play this, thank you very much. The weapons are seriously under powered, the visuals are dull, the controls are stupid, the ship is too fast, the bullet patterns are laughably simplistic and easy to dodge, the enemies are boring, and the score system is boring.

With all those fallacies in mind it's obvious that this game is mediocre and adds nothing new to the genre. It seems you just made this game because you can. You haven't even studied any modern shumps, either, so this game is extremely outdated when compared to todays shmups. The game has nothing seen in modern shmups. We have interesting power-ups, complex bullet patterns, sharp controls, decent difficulty levels, lush visuals, cool ships, and awesome score systems. All that, and you give us this garbage that barely passes as a shump from the late eighties! Wow.

Score: 10

"People don't know a parody when they see one..."

submission: DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

date: August 3, 2008

... however, I'm an exception! Also, I love how people complain about how "shitty" your graphics and animation are but seem to forget all about it when watching an "Awesome" flash! Keep up the good work, those who bothered to review are obvious fanboys of DBZ who've decided to storm you. THIS IS FUNNY, no questions.

Score: 10

"Don't worry..."

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 12, 2008

... I get it. 5'd

Score: 10

"Epic!"

submission: space mision

date: July 1, 2008

Somebody front page this right now!

Score: 0

"Horrible"

submission: What Ten-Year-Olds Create

date: May 22, 2008

This should be titled "Why 10 year olds shouldn't make flash." This is just another faceless stick fighting flash that offers nothing new or exciting. The animation is horrible, the illustration is also bad, it tries to emulate DBZ, and while I expected virtually no story, I'd still like to know WHY the two characters are fighting.

Score: 5

"What's so great about this?"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 15, 2008

I like the art in this flash, I don't know what exactly you do, but it's quite cool. However the animation isn't that great, I haven't seen anything fluent. Also, I don't think it's funny, at all. I didn't even smirk. Come on, buddy, smoking pot while writing the script or just pulling random shit outta your ass doesn't make your cartoon funny. The only reason why this took off is because people are watch this and say:"OMFG that waz so random, lolz ima gunna spam fives noaw!11!". Nobody really takes the time to review anything and they just jump on anything new and call it quality.

And, Newgrounds, think before you weigh this review as "useless". Though I'm not the best reviewer, it's a lot better than just saying it's great and giving a ten.

Score: 8

"Lol moar propaganda from Kenzu"

submission: RepublicaSocialistaMundia

date: January 9, 2008

The animation was decent, although the characters looked kind of like playmobile people. While I'm not really a hardcore lefty and I could go on on why I don't really think communism is the way to go; that had no effect in the rating. I can't believe people game it a 2 because it had to do with communism and went on about how you're brainwashed.

To those people; fuck off. You don't have to become a commie and Kenzu made the choice to be a leftie. This is a flash animation, vote on the work, not the author's political opinion.

Score: 8

"Good but over blown."

submission: Who Killed The Internet?

date: November 26, 2007

Sure we encounter those people on ther internet all the time, but most of them aren't as bad as the examples shown on your animation. Seriously I haven't met such extremes ever. Besides, if you hate these people; stay away from their favorite sites. So... what the fuck are you doing on Fchan?!

Other than that the animation was still funny even if some of the stereotyoes are a little over blown.