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TheSovereign

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Under the overpass
Job: Automobile Surveyor

I AM a fucking SOVEREIGN!

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TheSovereign

Look at me! I'm Pounce!

Posted by TheSovereign May. 19, 2008 @ 2:36 AM EDT

Hey guys I'm a homosexual asian who has to spam Newgrounds as a whole with my love for furry porn, confused sexual identity, and the fact that I'm depressed.

I love furry porn because I'm fucked in the head and being asian probably has something to do with it. Also, I don't care if you don't like so I like to share it to everyone by spamming it in my user page even though it's entirely irrelevant. If I had a scat fetish I'd spread shit around my neck and walk around in public just to let you know about my unique fetish. Oh why don't you under stand my love for animals!

I wish I was a chick, because I have this really deep urge inside me to suck dick. But I can't just leave it at that, I gotta tell all of you about my sexual wants and needs. I very well know that I will get replies saying that I should reconsider, but I know that. That way I can say:"Oh man this is what I want to do!" or "I've always wanted to do this since I was 12, oh awww oh!!!! *sob*!" Then I'll look like a person who is going through some dark times and everyone will feel sorry for me!

Oh, I'm so depressed! My life is torturous, people don't understand my fetish that is border-line to bestiality. How can people not understand? I also wanna be a women, did I tell you that? I've wanted to be one since the age of 12 and I going through some tough times, I'm so depressed!

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20 Comments

May. 19, 2008 | 2:55 AM hankmc7 says:

he or she i don't know. fuck this is sick omg.


May. 19, 2008 | 5:22 AM EARIO says:

ha ha, oh wow that is extreamly funny.

i feel sorry for the guy thoe.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:45 PM FullArsenal says:

lolololol
fuck you.


May. 20, 2008 | 6:17 PM kustdro says:

lolz. That's dicked, but funny.


May. 28, 2008 | 12:31 AM Toasty4you says:

Exaggerated, but true enough


May. 29, 2008 | 12:37 AM Deadchick says:

Oh my...who is this person? Do I need to know about him?

May. 29, 2008 | 12:49 AM TheSovereign responds:

He's the biggest attention whore on Newgrounds since Josh Bedn. That's all you need to know.


May. 29, 2008 | 11:08 PM Pounce says:

Too bad I didn't discover this gem before, I fell over laughing.

Sad, but true.

You must really dislike me to make both a signature and news post.


May. 29, 2008 | 11:51 PM Electric-Bla says:

Hey, I'm underneath DragonsGrief... ;3
<3


May. 30, 2008 | 12:14 AM Reed says:

I wish I was under dragonsgrief
hyuk hyuk


Jun. 1, 2008 | 10:09 PM darksigns says:

O HAI DRAGOONZ SECKS PLZ

or at least pics?


Jun. 3, 2008 | 2:51 PM flashplayer5 says:

You don't like DG, do you?

Jun. 3, 2008 | 10:27 PM TheSovereign responds:

Oh yes!


Jun. 8, 2008 | 2:06 AM slackerzac says:

I bet you do. lol


Jun. 17, 2008 | 11:11 AM VespeneGas says:

lmao awesome


Jun. 18, 2008 | 11:59 PM flaws says:

Balls not touching.


Jun. 23, 2008 | 1:15 AM killerjeff says:

So true. I hate that faggot.


Jun. 23, 2008 | 1:32 AM fatty1234567 says:

wow ur sick


Aug. 13, 2008 | 10:07 AM Eddie says:

"and being asian probably has something to do with it."

I lol'd.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 11:41 PM SniperWolf1564 says:

Didn't he nuke almost all of his news posts because KemCab did Newgrounds a little "favor" by informing his school of what he was doing?


Sep. 28, 2008 | 3:34 AM RobotTaco says:

Shit, wasn't he deleted or something?


Oct. 5, 2008 | 9:16 PM WooldoorSockbat says:

Heh heh, cute picture thanks man.

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