For about three years I have spent most of my time dicking around on Newgrounds. Maybe I brought a little smirks on peoples faces for some of my "art", but to be honest I've done squat. In the beginning I just watched flash and payed no attention to anything else. It was only then I decided I wanted to review something I signed up.

My first account name was MagafagX which was stupid because I thought people might laugh at my little MegamanX "joke". However I didn't know how important a username was but it's not like it mattered because I didn't post on the BBS or make any flash. Besides, for the ultimate goal at the time, it was very appropriate. I abused every rule in the review system and I only used the thing to make fun of people. I really was a megafag. Little did I know that the law would catch up to me, I thought the rules were just hot air and I could do whatever I want. Guess what? I was banned from my favorite passtime on this website and I was NOTHING? What could I do now? Watch the occasional flash yes, but I could not longer nail the authors ass for being such a dipshit. Slowly I drifted away from my account and I just vanished. I had more pressing matters anyway... for I was about to become a flash author (not)!

I partnered up some faggot named candyfreak and no he doesn't really have an account here that's just what he calls himself on the internets. I'm not gonna tell you his real name because it's not like you REALLY care, do you? With his "skill" in Flash 8 and mine in sprites (yeah we were gonna make shitty sprite flash) we would work together and hopefully produce something. We created an account called TheCFDuo (I forgot what that means) which we would share. However nothing never really happened because candyfreak was... is a lazy fatass. We just hung around the sprite comic scene on Drunkduck and pissed many people off. On Drunkduck I discovered forums and learned how they worked. After awhile I ventured back to Newgrounds and found out that it to had forums!

However my name was gay so I changed it "CommunistAgentX". I began posting the stupid shit which got me banned many times, in fact, I had been on the forums for nearly a year before I finally read the rules. After that I figured that nobody likes commies I changed it to "UnknownCanajun" (Canajun is a funny way of saying Canadian, I heard it on Ren and Stimpy). Then, after I figured that nobody likes Canadians guess what I changed it to? If you can't, go kill yourself. Now after many years of trolling the BBS I finally made some shitty song in Reason and decided to put it here to see what happens. I'm finally doing something other upsetting other people and spreading 4chan memes! Will I become a new ParagonX9 or will I get shitty scores on my music and give up? I donno, but I'd put a bet on the latter.

Hey guys I'm a homosexual asian who has to spam Newgrounds as a whole with my love for furry porn, confused sexual identity, and the fact that I'm depressed.

I love furry porn because I'm fucked in the head and being asian probably has something to do with it. Also, I don't care if you don't like so I like to share it to everyone by spamming it in my user page even though it's entirely irrelevant. If I had a scat fetish I'd spread shit around my neck and walk around in public just to let you know about my unique fetish. Oh why don't you under stand my love for animals!

I wish I was a chick, because I have this really deep urge inside me to suck dick. But I can't just leave it at that, I gotta tell all of you about my sexual wants and needs. I very well know that I will get replies saying that I should reconsider, but I know that. That way I can say:"Oh man this is what I want to do!" or "I've always wanted to do this since I was 12, oh awww oh!!!! *sob*!" Then I'll look like a person who is going through some dark times and everyone will feel sorry for me!

Oh, I'm so depressed! My life is torturous, people don't understand my fetish that is border-line to bestiality. How can people not understand? I also wanna be a women, did I tell you that? I've wanted to be one since the age of 12 and I going through some tough times, I'm so depressed!

Well? If you're not a big flash artist the user page is useless because nobody cares about your lame sprite movies anyway. Also, the lack of customization makes this bad for blogging and nobody gives a shit about your life on NG. So, 99.9% of Newgrounds doesn't need this. Why the fuck was this a big part of the re-design? We could've used some real things like: a forum spell checker, the option to edit forum posts, and it would nice to have our extra ten pixels and animation when it comes to the sig department.

Oh well, I guess I can spam weird ass cartoon porno and other stupid shit that'd get you banned on the forums.

You better be!